cuddlecult asked you: u in that coffin w grimmy omg
a playlist about lous tomlinson and nick grimshaw having dirty sex and kind of liking each other a little/thank you pixie the graphic/dl here
☂ i woke up today /and felt for my age for the first time in both my mind and body my thoughts are less of fitting in and more of being a better man but my overbite is getting worse and my whole fucking face hurts/ (owen)
☂ the bad touch /sweat baby sweat baby sex is a texas drought me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about so put your hands down my pants and i’ll bet you’ll feel nuts yes i’m siskel yes i’m ebert and you’re getting two thumbs up/ (bloodhound gang)
☂ mellow my mind /baby mellow my mind make me feel like a schoolboy on good time jugglin’ nickels and dimes satisfied with the fish on the line/ (neil young)
☂ so fresh so clean /those huge baby eyes get to running off at they mouth tellin me everything that’s on yo nasty mind they say your malnutrition in need of vitamin d and inviting me to that tingle in yo spine i love who you are i love who ya ain’t you’re so ann frank let’s hit the attic to hide out for bout two weeks rick james and no chains and whips i do suck lips till hips jerk and double time the boy next door’s a freak/ (outkast)
☂ cotton crush /the quiet can scrape all the calm from your bones but maybe it should maybe we need to be hollowed to get up and grow and stop fucking around to kick off our braces and start straightening out let’s sift through the static to find a simpler sound/ (kevin devine)
☂ becky /i‘m on this liquor oh so heavy ‘fo we fuck can you neck me a lil’ head and i am ready i want yo mouth, give me that becky/ (plies cover)
☂ it never stops /and i knew right there i could have you but i’d have to share honey it never stops so we slept the sun left i dreamt nothingness in shades of red honey it never stops no it never stops/ (bad books)
☂ shake it out /i felt the lord begin to peel off all my skin and i felt the weight within reveal the bigger mess that you can’t fix/ (manchester orchestra)
☂uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss /make a seasoned pass to mount that ass and bob hope that i might one night stand a chance let’s go feng shui the fuck around my digs like a superball bring that sunny side up/ (bloodhound gang)
☂ okay i believe you but my tommy gun don’t /we’re so controversial we are entirely smooth we admit to the truth we are the best at what we do and these are the words you wish you wrote down this is the way you wish your voice sounds handsome and smart oh my tongue’s the only muscle on my body that works harder than my heart/ (brand new)
☂ blister in the sun /when i’m walkin’ i strut my stuff man i’m so strung out i’m high as a kite i just might stop to check you out let me go on like i blister in the sun let me go on big hands i know you’re the one body and beats i stain my sheets i don’t even know why my girlfriend she’s at the end she is starting to cry/ (violent femmes)
this post is called i tried to take pictures of my boobs for megan but i am an absolute goober (it’s literally just my boobs so go away if u aren’t down with that)
lots of new followers b/c carla so here are some pictures of my boobs and stuff
if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to come home to six dogs
even more oops (still in-progress though)
also everyone look at the thing i’m making for pixie’s fic